This Is Not Your Typical
Motivation App
It won't change your life.
But it'll make you laugh at how it's going.
Done With The Grind?
Good.
Your phone is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
Built for people who've tried everything, including doing nothing.
No deep thoughts, just straight-up honesty when you need it.
For surviving Mondays, not for 'crushing goals'.
Why Bother With Features?
Oh, Right. These.
Reminders That Don't Tell You to 'Crush It'.
You won't be “inspired.“ But you'll feel understood. And let's be honest, that's a lot rarer these days.
Scroll Your Own Thoughts.
There are no likes. No fake dopamine boosts. Just a brutally honest reflection of what it's like to be almost fine in a world that keeps yelling “grind harder“.
What Our... 'Users'? Are Saying.
"I used to have hopes and dreams. Now I have this app. It's... an adjustment."
A. NONYMOUS
@RealityBites
"Finally, an app that doesn't demand I be a better person. 10/10, would reluctantly recommend."
J. DOE
Reluctant User
"My therapist told me to find joy. I found this app instead. Close enough?"
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE
Probably Fine
"It's like my cynical inner voice got a UI. Strangely comforting."
ANOTHER SOUL
Barely Hanging On
(Get Why Bother on the App Store)
Ready To Be Disappointed?
Fantastic.
The app's not quite ready yet. Pop your email in below to join the waitlist. We'll notify you... eventually.